Leo Season, PR Freeze: Everyone’s Sparkly, the System Still Goes Down
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Aries
March 21 – April 19
Saturn is in Aries, which is a lot like the boss wanting to pair program with you for the week. Expect questions, orders phrased as suggestions, and impromptu team "quick sync" meetings. Mars in Gemini still gives you enough momentum to open a PR when the boss is distracted and then merge it in before he notices.
Pro-tipFigure out how to use this as a chance to demonstrate your need for a hardware upgrade: the AI would run faster with a tricked out Mac Mini (wink-wink).
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Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Your ruling planet, Venus, is in Virgo, which means it's a good time to tackle both money and relationship issues. File expenses, submit end of month billings, ask for promotions or pay increases, and chat up friends and allies. Jupiter and the Sun are in Leo, so be realistic that asking is not getting and improved odds are not certainties.
Pro-tipJuly is the start of Q3. If the year's been a banger so far, the company is afraid of losing momentum in the second half. If the year has been rough, they're looking to make up for lost results. Either way, giving you more money / a promotion can be spun as de-risking things.
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Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Mars is in your sign and empowers you to overcome obstacles and meet deadlines. Unfortunately, Uranus is in your sign too, trying to distract you from your goals.
Pro-tip"Let's add that to the backlog" is always the right answer to requests to add things to the current sprint.
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Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Mercury is in your house, making you unusually communicative. Saturn, Neptune, and the Moon are working hard to mess that up. Be extra careful in what you say and how you say it, write as if you expect to be misunderstood.
Pro-tipDon't count on people (re-)reading an email chain, summarize everything that happened before at the top of each reply. "Just so we're on the same page..."
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Leo
July 23 – August 22
With the Sun and Jupiter both in your sign, you've got the two biggest bruisers backing you up. Just don't overdo it, Pluto in Aquarius makes it easy to bruise some egos, and it's easy to turn looking good into looking like you need more work.
Pro-tipfalse modesty signals situational awareness. Don't be shy about being a wee bit shy.
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Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Venus is visiting Virgo, bringing with it an opportunity to make progress on money and relationships. But Mars in Gemini means conflicts and deadlines won't disappear on their own. Your planet, Mercury, isn't doing a lot to help you out this week, but that's better than working against you.
Pro-tiplock down scope of any favors or requests before agreeing. Vague small asks will turn into unexpectedly large commitments.
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Libra
September 23 – October 22
Saturn and Neptune are playing tricks on your manager. The manager is going to tell you everything is clear, only for you to discover, later, that it's clear the manager had no idea what they were talking about. Mercury tries to help you help yourself, so be prepared to over-communicate to clean up the mess. Jupiter and the Sun can put in a good word for you, but it's not obvious who's listening.
Pro-tipKeep making them say it differently until they realize that they're spewing corporate-babble and gobbledygook.
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Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Your ruling planet, Pluto, is making you grind through the messy stuff, the buried stuff, and the stuff everyone swore was “basically fine” last quarter. Jupiter in Leo only makes things harder. Mercury at least will make it easier for you to explain yourself.
Pro-tipUse AI to generate lengthy pull request comments, then get rid of people by telling them it's all explained in the PR.
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Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Mars sits opposite you, making it feel like everyone is picking on you this week. Saturn can help you out if you play all the bureaucratic cards you have around defined limits and a well-disciplined process. Your ruler, Jupiter, is delivering extra luck this week, so a few calculated risks will pay off.
Pro-tip"I don't mean to be a jerk, but that's not in the current sprint ... hell, it's not even in the SOW. Go get the engagement manager to handle it."
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Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
This is not your week. Saturn is making you work for it, while Mercury is misdelivering your missives this week. Venus is trying to help with money and relationships, but it is the end of the month so there's only so far that goes. Take a positive bank account balance and no major disasters as a clear win.
Pro-tip"I am so sorry, your email must have been lost under a pile of action failure emails from GitHub. Was it urgent?"
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Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Pluto's moved in with you, so you're feeling a surge of power. But Jupiter's making it easy for you to go too far: be careful. Mars is making deadlines a bit easier to hit, so the focus won't be on your work for a change. Your ruling planet, Uranus, is in Gemini, so that tamps down unpleasant surprises like a surprise emergency hotfix request.
Pro-tipchannel your surge of power into getting ahead of next week. You can thank me then.
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Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Venus plopping down across from you is going to bring friction into your relationships and make every choice a no-win situation. Mercury tries to help by making communications clear, but if what's clear is that they're mad at you that's not really a help.
Pro-tipDiplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy while you look for a stick. Or a counter-argument.